ZEBAH is a satirical, fictional character — a crooked mirror held up to the worst instincts of crypto: hype, memecoin madness, and the dream of easy money. If you’re here, there are two options: ZEBAH… or BAAAH. And honestly — which one are you? I do crypto too. I’ve been in FOMO. I’ve been down. I’ve been on the laughing side and the crying side. Now I’m choosing the third option: sleeping more. 😄 — What is this? ZEBAH is not a coin, not a token, not an investment, not a promise. It’s a digital art + community project that packs real crypto experiences into humor — the stuff everyone has lived through, but few say out loud. These NFTs don’t sell “fast riches.” They sell visual stories: characters and scenes where you either recognize yourself… or laugh out loud. — Why NFTs? Because this is crypto territory. And because here we don’t pretend it’s “fine art” when it’s really a sales pitch. ZEBAH NFTs are: • limited • collectible • grouped into series • and not made for everyone If a community forms, there will be small holiday giveaway raffles, and on social we keep it real: good story, bad story, losses, wins — all welcome. Let’s laugh together. — Important. Very important. ZEBAH is not a scam. Not a hidden financial product. No promised returns. No “secret roadmap.” This is satire + digital art. If you’re here, it’s because at some point you stood on the crying side or the laughing side. Or both. — Weekly stories Every week: new ZEBAH stories on social. Fictional stories. Real feelings. If you recognize yourself… sorry. Not personal. — FOMO? If FOMO hits, don’t buy blind. Look around. Choose — or walk away smiling. No pressure. Just character. Just story. Just community.

No. ZEBAH is satire and digital art. No promised returns.

No utility. No yield. No roadmap.

A collectible NFT transferred to your wallet (via the buy link you choose).

No. ZEBAH is satire. Nothing here is financial advice.